Random, Don't Mind Me :v

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

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Anonymous asked:

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

egophiliac answered:

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said ‘damn’ once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of “poppycock” and “what the devil” and an occasional “deuces!” (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn’t intentionally swear, but every once in a while he’ll, like…put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

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it happens often enough that you’d think he’s doing it on purpose, except. it’s Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

Sam is saying "it's a fucking great deal!" with "fucking" written in Japanese katakana. The ruby text gives the reading as "gosh-darn" instead of "fucking". A suspicious Crowley is saying "I'll get you one of these days".ALT

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I…I’m sorry)

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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

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OKAY here are the rest of the poms! I had Applin for Epel, of course, and then a couple of people suggested Pancham for him too, which is inspired. (Vil also makes it wear a fancy little outfit that it hates. Applin gets out of it by virtue of being a literal apple.)

then Decidueye and Furfrou for Rook! the hardest part there was figuring out which Furfrou cut to use -- I tried to justify Debutante because I wanted the hat, but no, it had to be La Reine. it's the one he would do.

also bonus first-year Vil and Rook:

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bogleech:
“kittydorkling:
“jenroses:
“ shinnegamitensei:
“ this site has one setting
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I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come...
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this site has one setting

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I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record. 

And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.”

So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)


It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful.

It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons. 

kittydorkling

There is a phrase I use A LOT in my parenting and my son gets very sick of it, but it’s true:

The thing you practise is the thing you get good at.

You may not intentionally be practicing “being grumpy” but if you don’t put effort into practicing “not being grumpy” then I’m afraid that’s what you’re doing. It’s hard! It’s really hard! Sometimes, for some things, it’s pretty much impossible and that sucks!

But being carefully aware that you are going to get good at the things you do most of is a good way to be more careful of what those things are. If that makes sense.

bogleech

You gotta appreciate sometimes how tumblr works in such a way that everyone who wants to reblog this interesting or useful psychological advice is also forced to reblog the thing about werewolf fucking